Here we are folks – another Friday. I hope you all had an awesome week! I have some pretty funny things for you today. Connie, our purchasing person, suggested I do Sniglets for you today. Sniglets, according to Wikipedia, is defined as, “any word that doesn’t appear in the dictionary, but should.”
I hope you have as much fun reading this list as I did. I’m only going to share A-C because there are so many that made me laugh out loud I’m going to save the rest for another day! Happy Friday everyone!! Enjoy!
Aeroma (ayr oh’ ma) – n. The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.
Ambivilane – the striped area by an exit ramp where people often pull off when trying to decide “Is this my exit?”
Anticiparcellate (an ti si par’ sel ate) – v. Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.
Aquadextrous – adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Arachnidiot (ar ak ni’ di ot) – n. A person, who, having wandered into an “invisible” spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.
Baldage (bald’ aj) – n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew’ kuh sy dal ten’ den seez) – n. The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone’s mouth.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Begathon – n. A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won’t have to watch commercials.
Blithwapping – v. Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
Blossor – n. The hair style one has after removing a baseball cap.
Blurfle (bler’ ful) – v. To be caught talking at the top of one’s lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.
Bomca (bahm’ ka) – n. A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages.
Bovilexia (bo vil eks’ e uh) – n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell “Moo!” every time you pass a cow.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Brakenoia (Brak e noia) (v) The act or urge of stepping on the brake on the passenger side of the car.
Brattled (brat’ uld) – adj. The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.
Burgacide – n. What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.
Cabnicreep (kab’ nih kreep) – n. The structural condition in which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Carbonicles – the tiny drops of soda thrown into the air above your glass
after you pour it
Charp (charp) – n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.
Chipfault (chip’ fawlt) – n. The stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip.
Cinemuck – n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Clunes – n., pl. People who just won’t go.
Crummox (noun): The amount of cereal leftover in the box that is too little to eat and too much to throw away.
Cushup (kush’ up) – v. To sit down on a couch somehow causing the cushion next to you to rise.